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mormonhub: last year we had a supply teacher and somebody said “sir are you a virgin” and he wouldn’t reply so everyone kept shouting out “sir you’re a virgin aren’t you you’re a virgin” but then he walked over to the boy who started it, leaned right into his face, looked him dead in the eyes and said i think your mother knows the answer to that question
Feb 26th
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chantilly-lacey: conquerorwurm: purdaldoo: the cutest thing just got 20% cuter Fun fact: Wheatley, Tom Hanks, and I are all making the same face right now. EEEEEEEEEEE
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Bathroom Break (Portal/His Dark Materials again...
waffleguppies: “Go home.” Wheatley hit the smeary mirror with his full weight, the hand on his chest knocking him straight off balance. The edge of the sink smacked into his spine, sending a jag of pain nearly all the way up to his shoulders. Worse, Imri, zipping behind him in her panic, was caught between his back and the glass. She actually squeaked when the impact flattened her, like someone...
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meowrails feelings post
cuppacats: polliwogger: ok so!!! I really love the moirallegiance between Equius and Nepeta for tons of reasons. They’re so good for each other for a number of things, but here’s one I don’t see mentioned all that often. When we’re first introduced to them as moirails and we see them chatting here, she says: But during Equius: Seek the Highb100d, aka the last time they chat with each...
Feb 25th
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jumble-bastard: tenac: oregon trail porn You have died of Anal Fisting
Feb 25th
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testchamber19: PORN! Based on several dirty evil!Wheatley scenarios that have been going around. Wire bondage and stuff under the cut. Read More Dfhsdkhfsd look at him leering oh I can’t take this right now, he’s all puffed out and proud of himself and—and—jesus christ
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: So Wheatley starts masturbating. He's having himself a jolly old time when suddenly Chell bursts in. Chell, being the goggly-eyed and sensuous-lipped dame that she is, opens her mouth in shock. What she sees is Wheatley vigorously tickling his penis, because fuck if he knows how android erogenous organs work.
Feb 25th
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Geg drew me a thing I am happy about this thing that she has drawn I am happy that I know such a beautiful person as Geg that draws things like this for the weird weird people that love her Wheatley
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tenac: oregon trail porn
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momunofu: if you’re ever feeling down, just remember
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happyexplosiondaygorgeous started following you
Oh! Hello there! You seem familiar. :U
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iameridansexual: how do you ask someone out do you do you shoot them in the chest???
Feb 25th
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geggidy replied to your post: geggidy replied to… okay now it’s kind of turning into you doing it to him Wh-what I—oh golly
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sherrinfords: Does anyone else know what I mean by boringly handsome? Like I dunno, I find people like Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal to be very attractive but they are so… boring. I can’t explain it, but I find really strange features just so sexy. Like Benedict Cumberbatch and Stephen Merchant and Martin Freeman and Mark Gatiss are so fucking beautiful it hurts my eyeballs...
Feb 25th
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bonaventure-: have you ever thought maybe sonic the hedgehog goes so fast because he’s running away from his feelings…………….
Feb 25th
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geggidy replied to your post: i-am-super-astute replied to your post Until… I’ll doodle my Wheatley. Masturbating. How’s that. :| Well gosh, don’t make it sound like a chore :U
Feb 25th
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i-am-super-astute replied to your post Until tomorrow Blair and Geg are still doin’ it I think Oh goody~ ididalltheworknother replied to your post wahhshshsladyuhitwillcontineinthemornings-uh-like,fiveorsixhoursidkimsorry;-; Pffft, oh don’t mind me, I’m practically insatiable :B geggidy replied to your post pffffyou See above testchamber19 replied to your post NUUUUUUUUU I know...
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skeleton-gaga: There should be a documentary on Tumblr users titled Mountains Out of Molehills.
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The word “test” has been completely obliterated for me it holds none of its original meaning none
Feb 25th
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